Saturday, May 30, 2020

putin's amerika

there was a time when a vision of america like this scared the literal jesus into a lotta americans. but under the trump regime, the meaning of being a "red-blooded" conservative has come full circle:


and a new amerika deserves a new capital ...


you too can be a winner

even in the fiercest bear markets, rest assured that our littlest clients always come out a winner:


Thursday, May 28, 2020

"win so much, you're gonna be so sick"


four years ago:

"we're gonna win so much, you're gonna be so sick and tired of winning."
(donald trump, may 26, 2016)

Monday, May 25, 2020

so crazy it actually worked, redux

thought i might revisit a certain 2018 post:

art:

dr. zola: schmidt believes he walks in the footsteps of the gods.
col. phillips: hmph!
dr. zola: only the world itself will satisfy him.
col. phillips: you do realize that's nuts, don't you?
dr. zola: the insanity of the plan is of no consequence.
col. phillips: and why is that?
dr. zola: because he can do it!

(tommy lee jones and toby jones in "captain america: the first avenger", 2011)

life:

what was our idea with donald trump?

for four years and two days ... it was necessary to get to everyone in the brain and grab all possible means of mass perception of reality. ensure the victory of donald in the election of the us president. then create a political alliance between the united states, france, russia (and a number of other states) and establish a new world order.

our idea was insane, but realizable.

(konstantin rykov, kremlin social media agent)

Sunday, May 10, 2020

meet the cure

when the truth has a liberal bias, who you gonna call?