if bush is batman, that would make cheney ...

the difficulty of the questions is surprising given the absurdity of the premise:

bush or batman? right here i have a series of 30 quotes that were either said by george bush as the president of the united states or batman from the 1960 tv show: "whether we bring our enemies to justice or justice to our enemies, justice will be done." "i solemnly swear by my office that this outrage shall not go unavenged." "we've climbed the mighty mountain, i see the valley below and it's a valley of peace." "we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies. i like to think it's because our hearts are pure." "this nation is freedom's home and freedom's defender." "in the interest of law, order, justice, good fellowship and the flag, you must convict them to keep our streets safe from evil persons." "the constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation, we must abide by it." "if you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?" "planting a time bomb in a local library is a felony." "no time to tarry, lest we forget lives are at stake. the longer we tarry, the more dire the peril." "we are bound by ideals that move us beyond our backgrounds, lift us above our interests and teach us what it means to be citizens." "i don't think we should treat religion lightly, mr. gore."