why is this even a friggin contest ... ?!?

good god, do we really need four more years of this ...

... i was in a conference in germany over the weekend and, uh, uh, president putin of germany gave one of the old cold-war style speeches, uh, as he addressed the conference there ...

psst ... dont tell anna merkel!

now if mr mcgoo had mixed up the leaders of indonesia and micronesia i’d let it slide, but these are g8 members and well-known leading world figures and countries he’s alzheiming here …

so he was either in germany hallucinating listening to putin or he was in russia hallucinating he was in germany!

(h/t oliver willis)