Tuesday, August 25, 2009

certifigate: show us your long form

could it be at long last the kenyan usurper has finally met his perry mason moment?

read a copy of larry sinclair's book this afternoon. quick read. the list of character who attacked his character being names we see regularly and a few attached to axelrod.

the only other thing that hit me was that sinclair said BO was not circumcised. when my son was born in a hospital that was done as a matter of routine without even consulting us. would the same be for hawaii? OTOH people born at home or in some other cultures are not circumcised.

http://www.circumcision.org ...

worldwide prevalence: the u.s. is the only country in the world that routinely circumcises most of its male infants for non-religious reasons. over 80% of the world’s males are intact (*).

if indeed Bo is intact, as sinclair states, might this be another indication that he was born outside the us. (as young as he was in seattle, she may have also left medical care before the procedure was done....there is a few days waiting period after birth. varies with local medical staff.

and who is larry sinclair and how does he have such intimate knowledge of the usurper? if you were to guess an old high school gym locker room buddy ... i'm afraid you'd be wrong. so you'll just have to buy the man's book to find out:

the biggest untold story of the 2008 u.s. presidential election... finally, the no-holds-barred, 100% true story of barack obama's use and sale of cocaine; his homosexual affairs and the december 23, 2007 murder of barack obama's former lover and choir director of obama's chicago church of 20 years, donald young, just days before the 2008 iowa caucus. this searing candid story begins with barack obama meeting larry sinclair in november, 1999, and subsequently procuring and selling cocaine, and then engaging in consensual, homosexual sex with sinclair on november 6th and again on november 7, 1999 ...

and if you want a signed copy, you'll have to wait until visiting hours ...

still, these are verrrrrrry serious charges which raise verrrrrry serious questions. and we are after all facing a constitutional crisis of biblical proportions and the usurper is running out of time!

let's fast forward to the inevitable end, shall we?

(the scene: the hushed chamber of a united states district court ...)

perry mason: ... and isn't it true, dr. kenyatta, that male newborns in kenya — unlike every male newborn in hawaii — are never and have never been circumsized?

dr. kenyatta: it is true, yes.

perry mason: your honor, we have mr. sinclair's sworn eyewitness testimony as to the cut of the defendant's jib. we have dr. kenyatta's expert testimony. i therefore submit to the court that there is now but one and only one means of determining for once and for all whether this nation's existence as a constitutional republic continues for another two hundred years or whether it dies today after this court officially puts its rubber stamp on a new era of tyranny under our new kenyan overlord! barack hussein soetoro obama must show us his long form!

william gibbs: objection! the prosecutions demands are unheard of and highly prejudicial against my client!

judge: your client is the reason we're in this constitutional crisis of such biblical proportions. he can end this all right now. mr. usurper, please rise and show us your long form.

(with all the protracted deliberation of the condemned and wearing a sweaty grimace, the usurper stands and pulls out his long form. the courtroom, as one, gasps. and every newsreporter, to a person, scrambles out of the court, leaving all decorum to the tardy in a mad rush for the scoop of the century ... )

(hat tip to the always-heterosexual jesus' general.)

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